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Online Review:
This is the original movie pilot for the
television series Forever Knight. I can't pretend that I know too
much about the show itself or any of its similarities (or lack
thereof) to Nick Knight as I honestly never tuned in. But, with my
keyboard poised at the ready, I'll proceed cautiously forward to
see exactly why this became a series...
Rick Springfield is Nick Knight (a fake name he uses instead of
Jean-Pierre), a vampire detective who drives his 1959 Cadillac to
a tanning salon three times a week but never gets a tan. Knight is
on an especially tough case; four murders, all with very little
blood left in their bodies. The first three were homeless people
but the latest victim is a night watchman. The killer was actually
after an artifact, a jade goblet, on display at the museum where
the unfortunate watchman was working. While talking with Alyce
Hunter (Laura Johnson), who was part of the dig where the goblet
was uncovered, we learn that it is a cursed object. We also learn
that it was used to drink the blood of human sacrifices. With the
newspapers beginning to run with the stories of the vampire
killer, Knights boss decides that one person working solo on the
night shift isn't enough to get the job done. Enter Donald Schanke
(John Kapelos); he is an abrasive and annoying pain in the butt
and he is now Nick's new partner.
As it turns out, Knight has the same goblet in his apartment. He
uses it for the same purpose, too. Being a vampire, especially one
who works homicide, he suffers from some pretty heavy cravings.
Break out a little of that blood he keeps stored away, pour it in
his ancient coffee-mug, a few seconds in the microwave and...
voila! No more urges to contend with. Now he can sit comfortably
in front of his six televisions and watch the sunrise from a
reasonably safe distance.
Finally, we get to see his dark side during a confrontation with a
cracked-out psycho (carrying a shotgun) who has decided to get
gonzo at the spa that our hero frequents. He has a hostage and
it's up to Detective Nick to sort of talk him down. It doesn't go
too well. Knight gets blasted and takes a header into the pool,
which would normally be all she wrote, but not so here. Knight
rises out of the water, fangs glaring, and kicks the crap out of
the bad guy. The idea behind this whole set piece is fine but the
execution leaves a little to be desired. While all of this is
happening the seemingly random murders continue, this time it's
two homeless people that Knight was friendly with, they are
apparently killed by... ??
It's about time that I mentioned Lacroix. He is the one who turned
Knight into what he now is... a long time ago. Knight spends his
time making up for what he has done in the past by serving the
people through his work on the local police force. He doesn't want
to kill anymore. As a matter of fact, he wants to be human again.
Tired of watching those he cares about grow old and die (and tired
of living in eternal darkness) he's decided that if there is a way
to give it all up and be mortal again then that's what he wants to
do. The two of them believe that if he is able to get both goblets
Knight will be able to undo what was done to him. Lacroix does not
want that to happen.
Interestingly, Lacroix is not Knight's biggest worry, just a
worry. Everything to do with Knight's vampire master seems played
down a little; it's more of a subplot. Yes, there is a showdown
between hero and nemesis at the end but this is not the main
focus. There are some I'd-be-surprised-if-they-weren't-there
romantic entanglements along the way and a few unexpected plot
twists. Some of the attempts at light comedy work on minor levels
while others fall completely flat. The one really interesting
aspect of the story is watching Knight try to be as human as
possible while attempting to fight his vampire nature. He's
trusted his secret to a doctor friend in hopes that between them
they might find a way to force Nick's humanity. More often than
not the performances are on target but occasionally some actors
slip into some pretty hammy melodrama, nothing too over the top
but noticeable nonetheless. The movie as a whole is fair. It isn't
a failure but it isn't quite a success either. It's one of those
odd flicks that sort of floats in between, deep in cinematic
limbo. Nick Knight (the movie) is constantly battling against
itself; it gets involving but then becomes mundane. It has
atmosphere but then becomes monotonous. It has originality but
then falls into clichés... etc. etc. etc.
Littered throughout the film are several unfortunate transitional
sequences that feature a fluffy, nearly unbearable, eighties
pop-chart soundtrack. I personally would have preferred that they
used a faulty jackhammer for ambiance, but they didn't. There's
one musical moment that was good for a laugh, though. Lacroix uses
a radio station to try to get Jean-Pierre's attention. The station
is "KTDE - metal for the ages." After announcing some
late night "lead" what do think gets played? You guessed
it! Bobby Brown?!?!
Director Farhad Mann has worked in television before and since
this project; shows like Max Headroom and V.I.P., for example. His
big foray into theatrical features resulted in the unfortunate
Lawnmower Man 2. You can take that information as either a warning
or a recommendation, I guess it sort of depends on you. It comes
down to this: The show got made and became a sort of cult-hit
three years and several cast changes later. If you thought highly
of the Forever Knight series then you'll probably have fun taking
a look at Nick Knight to see how it all began. It may also hold
some interest for fang-flick completists, eighties nostalgia
buffs, and die hard Rick Springfield fans. For everybody else?
Eh... catch it on cable if there isn't anything else on... maybe.
Review by Michael Mackey staff writer at
monstersatplay.com
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